About Us
Here at Caleb Borg we value customer privacy and serving our customers to the best of our ability
Our Mission
Our Mission is to improve ourselves until we ascend in excellency, discovering and transcending the meaning of life itself we plan to achieve this with our advanced products which are innovative, state of the art and military grade
Our Team
Jacob Fragrence
Head of marketing and business relations he help us get deals all over the world and due to his proficiency with necromancy he is able to get us deals for bother the alive and dead as well as connects all over the globe keeping us in touch with people from Martin Luther King Jr. to Jeffery Epstein.
Luna Young
Head of Companies Future and Design Creativity, here at Caleb Borg we are constantly looking for what the future holds and to keep on top of it all we hired Luna Young at the age of 3 she has risen all the way to the board of executives and head of Design and has been foretold to lead our companies future.
Kippar Hunt
Head of Delivery and Product Quality. He makes sure that all purchases arrive on time and personally ships them via his strong arm and precise throwing he developed in high school interschool sports we make sure he keeps up his physique by having a constant stream of steroids at all times going directly into his blood stream, Kippar also handles returns and refunds using the Jedi training he was taught by Grandmaster Yoda during his company mandated time on Coruscant, this training also insures he keeps his roid rage in check at all times.
Margaret "Julia Thatcher" Gillard-Ceo
Head of the Executive Board, Beautiful Wife of Sir. John Ceo and Esteemed Result of Now Banned Science Experiment that combined the DNA of Margaret Thatcher and Julia Gillard. After being shunned from society due to being a combination of the worst person to exist in the UK and the ex-Prime Minister of Australia her early life was lived in a insane asylum up until she escaped and met Sir. John Ceo eventually marrying him, after this she then decided to become Head of the executive board and took this role by force.